My SkyMall Saga Continues

Posted October 20, 2011 by jimhigley

If my last story about a solution for soggy cereal wasn’t enough for you, today I share yet one more incredible find during a recent trip through my friendly SkyMall-catalog-in-the-seat-in-front-of-me-pocket.

May I present the perfect gift for the teen in your life.

The Wrist Cell Phone Carrier.

Available in black, denim, camouflage and pink, this is the accessory of all accessories. It’s dedicated to all us parents who have said to our kids countless times, “That cell phone is glued to your hand!”

Now folks, it is.

You’ll be glad to know that it has been “extensively tested by active joggers, cyclists, skate boarders, fishermen, hunters and business people.” Stop for a second, won’t you, and get a visual of each of those groups using this device. I’m not a hunter, but knowing there might be a hunter out there using their Wrist Cell Phone Carrier while trying to bag a deer makes me glad I’m not.

Clearly, this must be intended to help kids who have a tendency to lose phones. Fortunately for me, I don’t have any of those kids. But for those families who do (Hi Liam!) I’m sure this is a welcome addition.

Here’s what one happy customer had to say:

“Hello, answer to all of my life’s problems! This handy little number has changed my life in an exciting way. Suddenly I feel more lively, engaged, interesting, and long-winded. With all of the time I would ordinarily to devote to searching for my lost telephone, I am able to watch an entire episode of Maury uninterrupted. I receive compliments galore from all of my fellow book club members. And the color is Divine – although my husband is refusing my pleas to wear it to the annual gala. Who says Velcro doesn’t suit well with ball gowns? Lacking 1 star only because my wrists are too large; I wear a size 12W. Love, love, love it regardless!!!”

So who am I to have an opinion. They’re probably laughing all the way to the bank.

  • Zach Rosenberg

    And it fits all of the latest flip phones!